this is a short story from some book i read. i don’t care what you say. it’s hilarious.
okra winfrey rushed to the hospital.
“your husband’s been creamed,” dr. beets told her.
okra was boiling mad.
“can’t you do any butter?!” she screamed.
“quiet peas! he’s in the operating room now!” said the nurse, who was steamed herself.
“here he comes!”
“well?”
“success! he’ll be a vegetable the rest of his life.”