hewhoshallremainanonymous:
i want to wake up next to you in the morning, wrap my arms around your waist and whisper sweet nothings in your ear, like in the movies.
me:
what movies do you watch again? when i wake up in the morning, i’m bitchy. if you make physical contact with me, i turn volatile. and if you started whispering shit in my ear while i tried to sleep, i’d probably throw a hissy fit.
